Easter, But Make It Weird: Custom Portraits for the Not-So-Religious

Easter is cute and all, but let’s face it—it’s also kinda confusing. A giant bunny delivers eggs for some reason? There’s brunch, there’s Jesus, there’s aggressive amounts of pastel?

If you’re not exactly into the traditional version, but still want to celebrate in your own delightfully strange way, you’re not alone. Welcome to Easter 2.0—where weirdness reigns and everyone gets immortalized in an extremely questionable outfit.

Let’s dive into why custom portraits might be the most unexpectedly amazing way to celebrate Easter this year 🐣✨

🐇 You Can Be the Bunny (and Look Absolutely Terrifying)

Forget cutesy cartoon rabbits—what about you dressed as a 19th-century Easter Bunny with haunting eyes and a dramatic cravat? It’s unsettling. It’s iconic. It’s art.

🐤 Celebrate Resurrection… of Your Style

Channel your inner Victorian vampire. Or resurrect your 2007 emo phase. Easter is literally about rebirth, so why not come back as a medieval monk with winged eyeliner?

🥚 Turn That Awkward Family Photo Into a Renaissance Painting

What’s more divine than your uncle Dave holding an egg salad while dressed like a Byzantine saint? A custom group portrait = Easter card material for the next decade.

🐣 Not Religious? Even Better

Skip the sermons—this is about celebrating you in all your weird, wonderful glory. Holy vibes optional. Weird outfits mandatory.

✨ It’s the Perfect Excuse for a Little Chaos

Look, holidays are stressful. Commissioning a portrait where you’re a celestial bunny with golden wings might not solve your family drama, but it’ll definitely distract from it.

So yeah, if you're over traditional Easter, it’s time to get weird. This year, forget the egg hunt and get yourself a portrait that’ll haunt your hallway in the best way possible.